March 2011
1 post
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?”
The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a...
October 2010
1 post
Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.
September 2010
21 posts
Tongue twister
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Sux →
I want mickey dees
“Just because I don’t care, it doesn’t mean I don’t...”
i wish...
Life
Was much simpler and less complicated being alone
Tuff times
Splitsville here i comes
Fuck, I'm having a craving for you know what.
ramseynick:
…
Chorizo?
Machete
Was awesome!!
“I got held in the 4th grade myself,twice….now look at me man. Now I DRIVE...”
“Thank you. Come again. - Apu N.”
“I like boys now- ralph wiggum”
No matter how much "fun" I'm having I still feel...
ramseynick:
Fuck.
Ur a fucking moron!
What up??
June 2009
167 posts
iphone sucks ass
yes it does, how do i know?
because i am GOD!
paige
